

“Without his kidneys Kira will be unable to use his god-like powers.” “What do kidneys have to do with Kira?” muttered Raito, rubbing his temples in agitation. “But if the trip to candy mountain is a success, then we will be able to take Kira’s kidneys and justice shall finally prevail.” “The point is that a candy mountain has absolutely nothing to do with Kira! Going there would not only waste time, but lives!” Raito would have elaborated on the numerous moral flaws that L had, but he was cut off by the detective. “Oh, then what is the point?” questioned L as he attempted to stare down a red-faced Raito. “How does this prove you’re the best?! I could have watched a video and said the same thing!” Then we can take his kidneys.” Returning his gaze to the computer screen, he searched for related links that might say more about the mountain. “As it seems that I have found a lead, and once again proven myself the better detective, I believe we should search for this ‘Candy Mountain’ and trap Kira inside. ‘Bored has reached an all new high with Ryuzaki…. I don’t see Raito-kun coming up with any sufficient leads or suspects,” L drawled, placing his thumb to his lip. This video could lead to a breakthrough in the case. “What?! Ryuzaki, how can you claim to be working on the Kira case when you’re wasting your time watching You-tube videos?” In his moral outrage Raito had thrashed his hands wildly about, which, expectedly, pulled L out of his chair and onto the floor.

“Yes, Raito-kun heard me correctly.” L was nearing the end of the video-the letter “Y” was singing a song about candy. “I’m sorry, Ryuzaki… maybe I misheard you, but did you say a ‘ mountain of edible sweets’?” Raito was hoping he had misheard him, because if this was an example of the thoughts that went on in L’s head, he had no hope of clearing his name. Was Candy Mountain real, or did the other unicorns have some ulterior motive? “No! I must find out the exact location of the mountain of edible sweets containing high amounts of glucose.” L was very intent on ignoring Raito and seeing where the unicorns would take Charlie…. ‘What’s his problem?’ Raito grumbled internally. So, he eagerly awaited his clap on the back or some form of praise. Come over here and take a look at it.” Raito beamed with the thought of new information that would finally prove that he was not Kira, but perfectly capable of being a great detective. “Hey, Ryuzaki, I think I found something important. Over on the couch, Raito was looking at a pile of research. After surfing a bit he eventually landed on a video about a candy mountain. In an attempt to cure the boredom, our favorite insomniac began looking on You-tube for evidence on Kira (yes, he was that bored). So all of the variables listed above ultimately lead to everyone’s initial boredom. Misa was reading teen magazines and being entirely irrelevant to the investigation, Raito was trying desperately to prove he was not Kira without much success, (let’s face it- if L says you have a cheeseburger, even if you don’t have a cheeseburger, then you have a cheeseburger), and L was trying desperately to prove Raito was Kira (once again, without much success). It happened to be a typical day in the Kira investigation headquarters.
